Aural Initiative


At breakfast the following morning, and by way of celebration, I was presented with a bowl of textured vegetable protein (TVP) and an ashtray filled with temporal tangerine juice (TTJ) by a little person named Odourous Tony (LP-OT). Having laced the TVP with the TTJ I then pressed a small amount into my forehead slot and, turning to LP-OT, asked for his pages of un-possibility (Pu-P). He then sprinkled the TVP over the Pu-P producing a random soya model that was regurgitated far too often across the future...

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