THE BATHROOM SUITE

Movements:

1. Shower Entry Intro
2. Hand Basin Overture
3. Tooth Brush Mazurka
4. Dental Floss Allegro
5. Gurgle Waltz
6. Bowel Movement
7. Flush Crescendo
8. Shower Exit Cadenza



At the completion of my performance, and unable to resist the attraction of the ravenous audience who encouraged an encore by throwing wet pygmy armchairs at a reflection of the moon in Warden Ethel's chrome earpiece, I leaped into a colon-shaped bathtub and, in what can only be described as a moment of improvisatory something or other, produced the most mellifluously fragrant bubbles...

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